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The life of a fiendish schizophrenic.

Saturday, December 14, 2002

OH MY GOD DSL IS LIKE HEAVEN.

Dude, just downloading like this is sooooo addictive. Fucking serious. I already downloaded almost 2 gigs of music videos and MP3's ever since my brother connected my mom's computer up. SOOOOO FUCKING AWESOME OMG.

*orgasm*

Wednesday, December 11, 2002

Azn Emphasys: hey cutie

[.....]

I am NOT pangit: Hello..
Azn Emphasys: i play ddr and i saw your pic on ddrfreak
Azn Emphasys: so how old are you?
Azn Emphasys: huh?
I am NOT pangit: Two thousand and ten.
Azn Emphasys: what city do u live in?
I am NOT pangit: The capital of Maine.
Azn Emphasys: u don't live in cali?
I am NOT pangit: Nope.

...........

I definitely have a strong feeling that that guy wasn't just some random AzN person, randomly looking through DDR Freak. First glance, I actually thought it was the Emphasys, PAer aka the brother of Jammar. But then I thought, "What the hell. I may not know Emphasys, but he definitely wouldn't just IM me and say, 'Hey cutie'." So yeah... I'm SURE it wasn't him. But still, whatever. That was just lame.

One of my biggest irritating peet peeve:

People that say "heh" too much. Especially if you're okay with that person, or if you like them. omg. This happened when Eugene and I were going out... I was so annoyed how he always said, "heh".. even though he *probably* never ment it on a negative way. Then there's Jamie. He didn't say it as often as Eugene did, but yeah. It still annoys/bothers/worries me. Someone who says "heh" too much has the tendency to be unpredictable. Well, not really.. it just makes it harder for me to judge them and see if they mean "heh" as an insult, or just an expression. You see... "heh" to me has always seemed as an expression in which people used as almost as an insult, especially if you're being all nice and they just say, "heh".

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Pict00r time

Deceitful.
Har har har. Pictures can be so deceiving. >=)

Durr.
Gee, I wonder. ò_Ó

I FALL AND I CRY.
Wierd thing was... I actually WAS falling. ^^;; [I was standing on the wooden bed frame. *grin*]

FLEX IT!
i r supar woman!

Grin-ish smile
I also almost lost balance on this picture. :3 [Yup... still standing on that old wooden bed frame. :o]

Head pound
*thinks* Maybe if I pound my head enough, I could get a deeper concusion and I can file for mental instability! NO MORE SCHOOL FOR ME! :D

I am kissing my finger.
Got a problem with that? ò_Ó

HAIL MITLER!
.0/

Look, ma!
No hands! *grin*

Peace.

Santa Clause
Hey look! It's old Saint Nick! :o :o :o

Scare.
I SCARE LITTLE CHILDREN FOR FREE.

Evil is of the Mil.

My neck is feeling a little better... I got to get off at 11:30 today, because my mom picked me up for my doctor's appointment. Dude, I have the coolest doctor on the face of the Earth. She is just.. so... awesome. =D But yeah, she prescribed some painkillers, and a week at the chiropractor. She gave me the option of either doing physical therapy [all they do is teach you a few stretches that'll make your body feel better] or heavenly MASSAGES at the chiropractor. Hmm. Streching or laying down while people rub oil on my neck and back? THAT'S ONE TOUGH DECISION.

Afterwards, I asked my mom if we could go to Dairy Queen.. since it was about a block away from the doctor's. She said "fine," and we headed over there. It was kind of wierd... because the WHOLE place was packed-full of senior citizens, with wheelchairs and everything. I'm like, "wtf...." and ordered a chicken sandwitch. Then, a bunch of little kids [around the age of 6--9]. They were playing Bingo with the old people while my mom and I ate. OMG! Some little 7 year old stole my fries and I cry. ;_;


Tuesday, December 10, 2002

Just so I don't have to explain one more time, I'll post one of the times I explained about my head bump and my concusion [stupid limit thing is stupid, otherwise, I would be more than glad to explain to everyone that IMs me about dreadful yesterday]

CrazyAss Chocobo: so umn
CrazyAss Chocobo: hows your life?
I am NOT pangit: well *damnit i don't want to explain what happened yesterday for the billionth time but here goes*
I am NOT pangit: i was in basketball practice
I am NOT pangit: we were practicing our plays
I am NOT pangit: this girl that i was defending KNOCKS me over
I am NOT pangit: i fall, hit my head with a THUD on the floor
I am NOT pangit: get unconsious for a few minutes
I am NOT pangit: all i remember was falling
I am NOT pangit: PAIN
I am NOT pangit: and the next thing i knew..
I am NOT pangit: i was on the benches
I am NOT pangit: laying down
I am NOT pangit: now i have whip-lash or backlash or whatever
I am NOT pangit: and IMMENSE neck pain
I am NOT pangit: i also have a huge bump on the back of my head
I am NOT pangit: on top of that, I almost fell on the DSL package that the mailman person HID under our welcome mat
I am NOT pangit: i didn't even see it
I am NOT pangit: and i was taking out the garbage
I am NOT pangit: ALMOST FELL FACE FIRST
I am NOT pangit: -_-;


Oh yeah. About that DSL thing.. dude. I was taking out the garbage, and I tripped [almost fell] on my outside welcome mat! I was like... wtf, our welcome mat isn't' this big. Figures out, that the stupid mail person HID our DSL package thing UNDER the mat. I'm like.. WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?? You might think I was blind, if I couldn't see that package, but it was 7PM, and it was already PITCH BLACK outside. And there's a little roof that protects the perimeter of our front door, so putting the mat on top of the package really wasn't neccecary. I was pissed off, because I had to pick up the garbage that exploded on the ground. -_-;;;

GAHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING AGGRIVATED RIGHT NOW.

Bahhhh. Terrible, terrible mother fucking headache. *THROB* I'm suffering through back-lash or whip-lash or whatever you call it. You know, the after cause of for example, getting into a car accident... how the seatbelt keeps your middle body still while your neck is flung forward? Yeah, that after cause. My neck went back pretty damn far when I fell yesterday, and I realized the pain last night when I was going to sleep. I was laying down, right? Further and further down, as I lay my head on the pillow, more and more pressure goes about my neck and it fucking felt like someone was strangling me. That feeling is still going on, if I move my neck in a certain position. And when I do, my head starts hurting even more. Oh yeah, not to mention the big ass bump on the back of my head. Shit. I bet you I have a really big bruise back there. It hurts even if I lay my head down on the carpet floor. That small amount of pressure actually triggers GREAT AMOUNTS Of PAIN. My mom said I might have to get a neck brace. Oh! Speaking of my mom, oh my fucking God.

She and I got in another fight last night. She was saying shit how basketball was too much of a risk and I could get hurt. WTFTWFTWTWTWFTFWTWTF????????? Basketball? TOO MUCH OF A RISK?????? At least I didn't join the wrestling team, or the girl's fucking football team! HELL. Soccer is more physical than basketball! And I was thinking of doing THAT instead of basketball ANYWAY. With my throbbing head ache, and my mom's MOTHER FUCKING STUPIDITY WHICH PISSED ME OFF OH SO MUCH, I started throwing a fucking TANTRUM. I was all yelling about how I don't complain if I have to walk to school AND home in the fucking rain. Over a bridge that stands over a high-way, through the rain, through the cold, hell, I even have to walk through an entrance [passageway] of a fucking highway! NOT ONCE, did I ever complain about that. After school, I walk home, I do my fucking homework, WALK/RUN BACK TO SCHOOL, do practice, walk home in the dark, do the chores when I get home, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN COMPLAINING. All I was saying was that I don't care if I have to do all that shit, just as long as I can stay in basketball. I never complained about the shit I have to do, just to play basketball.. I just did it anyway because I loved the game. And you know what? When I hit my head yesterday and almost got a concusion [probably a hair away from amnesia], my coach asked me if I wanted to call my mom so she could pick me up. I fucking said no, because I KNEW she would FUCKING complain about me dragging her FAT ASS out of work and blaming the accident on ME as she ALWAYS DOES. Actually, she DID blame the accident on me. She blamed me for liking basketball and being on the basketball team. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, MOTHER FUCKER??!?

Last night, after realizing my neck problem, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school today, right? SHE FUCKING WENT BURSURKE! She was saying shit about how she just talked to the fucking vice principle about an absent SHE forgot to call in for that day, BLAMING IT ON ME! She said that they would think she was a bad parent [IN WHICH SHE IS] and blame my trauncies on her IN WHICH IS ACTUALLY HER FUCKING FAULT ANY MOTHER FUCKING WAY. I went verbally homicidal [not literally] on her and started ranting and raving about all this shit and TOLD her that I wasn't going to school tommorow [technically, today]. Fuck. After all that, [she didn't listen, that stubborn little whore] I just said, "Whatever, I'll go to school. BUT DON'T BLAME ME IF THE FUCKING NURSE AT THE STUPID SCHOOL CALLS YOU TO PICK ME UP BECAUSE I PASSED OUT DURING ART", I slammed her door, hopped into bed, turned my alarm clock on, and went to sleep. A few minutes later, she went down to check up on me. I pretended I was a sleep and when she turned her back, I flipped her off and silently murmured a few cuss words.

Bah. But at least I got to stay home anyway. I overslept, and when I woke up, my mom was in the kitchen cooking something for her office's potluck. I was like, "Why didn't you wake me up? I thought I was going to school today. Heh." Her: "......"


asdfkladshfl khjalkuhLKJHlh klasjhd klJHA KJhdfklKHF

SHE IS SO STUBBORN. She gave me the silent treatment for about an hour or two, until she asked me to taste her food and see if it was okay. I said to myself, "Whatever. I don't have the strength to argue and yell at her today." and tasted her damn [u]salty[/u] food. Good gracious, my life is a living hell.

Bah... anywho. Today, so far, I watched Monster's Inc. again for the second time on my computer. Thanks again, Milton for giving me that VCD. =) After that, I found the pictures that my mom had developed from when we went to Vegas and the ones of the day when my sister went back to the Philippines. I scanned them, got bitter--since my scanner is pure crap, uploaded them, and here I am right now.

Current song: "Make me Happy" by M-Flo

Oh yeah... here are those pictures, btw.

The bride and Groom of the wedding
The bride, my cousin [she's half Taiwanese, half Filipino] and her groom, Israel. [Yes, that is his actual name. I remember when someone from the wedding asked me, "Where is Israel?" I was like, "I don't know... somewhere in the Middle East? o_O;;;"]

Me, Cecille, Israel, and my Brother
My cousin looks so purdy. =')

Me, my brother, my auntie Emmy, and my cousin, Dionne
How old does my cousin look? She's a little over 5 feet... and damn. A lot of people thought she was my little sister [well... since we were telling them that =X] when we were around the arcades of Las Vegas, but she's actually 16 years old. =O!!!! Damnit! We took sticky pictures in Vegas, but I freaking lost my Chococat picture-holder thing with ALL OF MY STUDIO PICTURES AND MY STICKY PICTURES. *mother fucking CRY*

My mom and Cecille


Me and my sister
This is me and my sister on the day she went back to the Philippines to finish off college. The yellow-looking bird in the front is Baby [he's actually green] and the other birds are Pikay [the one that died.... you know, the one that my brother threw at me while we were burrying her? -_-;;;;], Blue and Pancake.

Me, my sister and my brother
Hey look! Its my panda, KYO in the background! Hi Kyo! =D [I look drunk in this picture. *cry cry cry*]

Yeah. Those pictures sucked.... stupid scanner. I only scanned a few because a lot of the wedding pictures were too dark for our shitty scanner. Oh well. Oh yeah, I walked home from school yesterday in the rain with my red shirt and jean trenchcoat. Fuck. The water was streaming down my v-neck shirt and it was veeeeeeery uncomfortable. I also walked that mile in my black high-heel boots! In the rain! D;

Rainy day pic 1
Rainy day pic 2

It's a miracle that I don't have a cold. It's just my stupid neck, my head and partially my back that's bothering me. Bah. -_-;

Monday, December 09, 2002

Some more rhymin' with my good friend Min Min! [Actually, his name is Nelly o_O]



erriunno: dang it i have this thing where i go to sleep when my girl does too, but sleeping this early i just cannot do
I am NOT pangit: ahhh now watch me woe for you
I am NOT pangit: :'(

erriunno: lets go to mcdonalds you get the chicken filet
erriunno: i shall be crazy in this weather and eat a sundae :-)
I am NOT pangit: [you sound like a fob when you say that] why do you let her step over you like a welcome mat?
I am NOT pangit: haha just kidding *pat pat*

erriunno: i do that on my on will, i love her (..but i do love mil ;-))
I am NOT pangit: f'real? nah, you lie like the others, the ones that deceive me when they say LickMil, when really they're talking about a street on a hill
I am NOT pangit: :\

erriunno: lickmil? im not into sexual things..i just cant control myself when i get so horny that the feeling stings
erriunno: :-[
I am NOT pangit: hahahaha lickmill is a street, where the players play and the song is upbeat
erriunno: well maybe i should go there packin the heat, i show them all the meaning of defeat
erriunno: 8-)
I am NOT pangit: do you really think you're that l33t? ô_o
I am NOT pangit: bow down to my feet! :o
I am NOT pangit: i just kid, tweet tweet
I am NOT pangit: :-D

erriunno: yes ill even give them a swirley with their head down below the toilet seat
I am NOT pangit: will you even make them eat dry wheat?
erriunno: those kids are so ugly they use the phone to trick or treat :-)
erriunno: and ill make them eat my friends two week old luncheon meat
I am NOT pangit: hahahaha you make me laugh, mister slick sheet. the things you say are so neat
I am NOT pangit: i now introduce youo to my good friend, pete
I am NOT pangit: have fun while i have a seat
I am NOT pangit: ;-)

erriunno: well lets leave pete here and go to that bedroom so discreet ;-)
I am NOT pangit: what about my parakeets? wont they see through the sheets? :x
erriunno: they wont remember anything after we fry them, theyll make a good treat
I am NOT pangit: they're already half dead with their own conceit. they stare at the mirror ever so confi-deent o_O;
erriunno: well maybe we can get naughty in your backyard, on the concrete
I am NOT pangit: aww, isn't that sweet? a romantic night on the old concrete. why not just tie me up and call me pete
I am NOT pangit: what happened to him anyway? did he go away, afraid of you and jay?

erriunno: well then maybe we should do it on a car's backseat
I am NOT pangit: oeui oeui [we we] the french word for YES YES, just give me a minute to call my honry roomate beth ;-)
erriunno: but i prefer us alone, dont you want that too? i think ill have enough things for us to do
erriunno: there wont be energy left for beth once we are through ;-)
I am NOT pangit: hold on a minute until i finish cleaning my bird's poo.
I am NOT pangit: hahaha what a turn off, ain't it? or are you not, just a bit?

erriunno: you make it sound as if this is a taboo
erriunno: but this is perfectly fine for us to get into ;-)
erriunno: by the way, happy hannukah if youre a jew
I am NOT pangit: I'm sorry, for I am not a jew. Although I like to eat rabbit stew
erriunno: i like that one sandwich
erriunno: veal cordon bleu?
I am NOT pangit: I have no clue.
erriunno: the shirt that i am wearing is brand new :-)
erriunno: so are the shorts that im wearing too
I am NOT pangit: what color is it's hue?
erriunno: dark blue and black shorts, at the store they made their debut
I am NOT pangit: do they also have pink tutu's?
erriunno: probably not, those come from sweatshops in peru
I am NOT pangit: is that the hometown of apu?!?!?!
erriunno: no hes indian and believes in geshnu
erriunno: i think that crazy guy is of the hindu
I am NOT pangit: ohhh, i understand. it's nice of you to give a hand
erriunno: give you a hand? applause or naughty demand?
erriunno: ;-)
erriunno: sorry im just overflowing somewhere with a hormone gland
I am NOT pangit: let me think... a second, twice or thrice... some of your ideas can be pretty bland.
I am NOT pangit: yet most are very grand
I am NOT pangit: therefore, i say we go somewhere there is sand
I am NOT pangit: ;-)

erriunno: but sand will get in your pants and itch your ass
erriunno: the same goes with that messy green grass
I am NOT pangit: okay then, let's pass
erriunno: well if i went to your school, we could hide in the bathroom after class
erriunno: ;-)
I am NOT pangit: the mass of our bass will be enough for the jazz. they will hear us and go, 'lass lass! wherefore art thou lass? for you have a big ass. bigger than our mothers and our fathers, even bigger than the mother of marshal mathers!'
I am NOT pangit: :-D
erriunno: oh yeah
erriunno: well in physics you will learn the law for converting mass and in chemistry you might learn about liquified gas
erriunno: o_O
erriunno: i wonder if mil will ever give me a piece of ass
erriunno: :-X
erriunno: j/p
erriunno: j/p
erriunno: x]
I am NOT pangit: maybe one day, when the water will turn into brass
erriunno: hmm
erriunno: that is quite simple with a chemical equation
erriunno: i can do them well, for i am asian
erriunno: i will turn water into brass
erriunno: brass into water
erriunno: then ill show you how were going to make a daughter
erriunno: 8-)
I am NOT pangit: I thought you were in Biology, and everyone knows you take that before chemistry. Asian, shmasian... my sister passed her class and rated in 213 of 217--a daughter of my mother, first born, first torn--from the cord of my mother's brand new honda accord
erriunno: im asian, not AzN, dont need no rice rocket
I am NOT pangit: a hole in your pocket
erriunno: ill cruise around in a 1980's car, f0ck it
I am NOT pangit: cock it! gawk at it, it's so beautiful, both men and women wanna fawk it.
I am NOT pangit: strangle it, dangle it, jangle and mamble it

erriunno: you wanna do all that to me? i dont think you can handle it
I am NOT pangit: it can be soft and hard in matter of seconds, as what I heard from Beck n' them peasants
erriunno: i can no longer think, i need a vacation
erriunno: im all messed up with sexual frustration
I am NOT pangit: wait until you get re-encarnated, and experience the horror of menstruation. :\
erriunno: well maybe you can come over and give me a demonstration
I am NOT pangit: how about i point you out to the train station, where you can start your "vocation" with madame cock-asian
I am NOT pangit: Vocation: A regular occupation, especially one for which a person is particularly suited or qualified.
I am NOT pangit: :-)

erriunno: that sounds very much a great temptation
erriunno: this feels funny
erriunno: my phone gives vibration
erriunno: maybe you should try this little sensation
I am NOT pangit: sometimes mine gives me an irritating aggrivation
erriunno: maybe yours is an older model, needs innovation
I am NOT pangit: i don't even have a cell phone no more, for my mom is an old bore who needs to get layed and rent a man whore
erriunno: maybe she needs a much better education
erriunno: to sit alone in her room..masturbation
erriunno: you seem like a great part of your generation :-)
erriunno: i wonder how you fit into the family tree explination
I am NOT pangit: yeah, i seem to have a pation for not only fashion, but also an educated ration of my school, as big as a mansion
I am NOT pangit: *passion
I am NOT pangit: [omg i can't spell]

erriunno: you seem to have enough of determination
erriunno: if you need, i can give you as much as you need of appreciation
erriunno: :-)
I am NOT pangit: yet, what I need is some cash'in. bashin of a little romancin' :-*
erriunno: well come get your share
erriunno: romacin on the bed, or the chair
erriunno: ;-)
erriunno: it doesnt matter where
I am NOT pangit: wow, a fiery spring flair? so it'll be just another fling of a little bing bing
erriunno: wouldnt be a fling as long as you dont demand the ching ching ching
erriunno: if you want money i wont buy you anything :-)
erriunno: unless you want lunch, like a buffalo wing
I am NOT pangit: Okay, fine. I've already had enough from Mr. Ting. Ask not who, but how can i do that with a 60-year old geezer of a ziiiing
erriunno: i dont get it, but you can have this engagement ring :-)
I am NOT pangit: I thought you said you weren't going to buy a single thing, not even for a lean on the win
erriunno: rings are an exception, for theyre to show my affection
erriunno: at least thats what theyre supposed to be for to my recollection
I am NOT pangit: okay, fine, mister rational explanation. give me some lotion and i'll call it even, my heaven. [pronounced "heeven", not "heaven" as in the opposite of hell... man oh man, my brother's room sure does smell]
erriunno: my curiousity strikes me, what do we need lotion for when time nears eleven?
erriunno: O:-)
I am NOT pangit: *looks at the time* my oh, my is that really the number after dime? the chimes chime and the mimes miss good ole' number nine
I am NOT pangit: perhaps they'll stop their whine once they get their stupid fine

erriunno: i grow a bit weary and i should be sleeping by theory =-O
I am NOT pangit: sweet dreams then, my sweet dear knight that of which grow teary
I am NOT pangit: oh shoot, look at the time. the clock strikes the sound of quitting time.
I am NOT pangit: time to dream, time to grin... about the fantasies a'come between

erriunno: well ill sign off soon, if you wish to join me, then hurry :-)
I am NOT pangit: alrighty sweet honey
I am NOT pangit: see you tommorow hopefully, with my money
I am NOT pangit: enjoy your fun with madame horny

erriunno: probably next night, but just like the sun
erriunno: my money supply; there will be none
I am NOT pangit: have fun with your phone
erriunno: ill have fun alone
I am NOT pangit: farewell swell swinging bell and don't tell or sell our cell of a smell o_O;
erriunno: hmm
erriunno: what the hell?
I am NOT pangit: haha good night :-)
erriunno: :-)
I am NOT pangit: XD
erriunno: goodnight
erriunno: sweet dreams mil
I am NOT pangit: *yawn* you too
erriunno: hope by the time you wake up that youve had your fill
I am NOT pangit: :-D
I am NOT pangit: damnit i can't think. lol

erriunno: uh of
I am NOT pangit: ttyl
erriunno: oh*
erriunno: fire alarm
erriunno: and this is no drill
erriunno: run outside and head for a hillllll
I am NOT pangit: everyone will kill just for the thrill
erriunno: in final fantasy 7 i have 1398751394581345 gil :-)
I am NOT pangit: haha
I am NOT pangit: okay now i really have to go x_o
I am NOT pangit: oh such sweet sorrow
erriunno: these pickles in my burger
erriunno: i think that theyre dill
I am NOT pangit: hehe bye :-)
erriunno: byeeee
I am NOT pangit: *sigh sigh*
erriunno: :-)

ThaChosenOne0311: hey wassup u
I am NOT pangit: Who are you?
I am NOT pangit: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
I am NOT pangit: I'm only nine years old.

ThaChosenOne0311: no ur not
I am NOT pangit: Yes I am.
ThaChosenOne0311: ur 15 turning 16
I am NOT pangit: Nope.
I am NOT pangit: Go away, mistare pedophile!
I am NOT pangit: >_<

ThaChosenOne0311: well then..but im not a stranger
I am NOT pangit: Yes you are.


Wheeeeee. There's my random AIM conversation of the day [or of the moment, at the least]. BagarararartharnarSHAR!!!!! Do you know what happened today during practice? Okay. We were practicing our plays, right? I was playing defense against the second pointguard [I'm first]. She's trying to get clear, so that the person on her side can pass her the ball, right? She pushes through me, KNOCKS me down, and BAM I'm on the cloor. I'm unconcious for a couple of minutes... and I dont' know how I did it, but when I woke up, a bunch of blurry faces sorround me and I'm lying down on the benches. I'm like... "WTF.." and I felt like my EYES were going to start bleeding. The girl that pushed me down brought me a bag of ice and I just layed there for 10-20 minutes, I didn't keep track. I now have a big bump on my head [and it's still pretty hot] and a small headache.

Uhh. I forgot what I was talking about, but I just want to post this really funny rhyming conversation with Nelly real quick. lol. [this is why I usualy put my away message on when i blog. Now i forgot what I was about to blog about. ;_;]

youeatdabyen: neato
I am NOT pangit: bandito
youeatdabyen: err
youeatdabyen: cheeto o_O
I am NOT pangit: bo beato
youeatdabyen: err
youeatdabyen: burrito?
youeatdabyen: o_o;
I am NOT pangit: na chingo
I am NOT pangit: wait
I am NOT pangit: torrito

youeatdabyen: um
youeatdabyen: black negro? :-\
I am NOT pangit: LOL
I am NOT pangit: allegro

youeatdabyen: miracle-gro o_o;
I am NOT pangit: toro toro
youeatdabyen: super afro
I am NOT pangit: lazy mofo
youeatdabyen: running from the popo 8-)
I am NOT pangit: hahaha
I am NOT pangit: go go a gogo

youeatdabyen: play with my yoooooyo
I am NOT pangit: i like to eat ho ho's
youeatdabyen: crusing in my volvo :D
I am NOT pangit: i like k-c and jo jo
youeatdabyen: i hate clowns named bobo
I am NOT pangit: i have a friend named momo
I am NOT pangit: [i really do XD]

youeatdabyen: wow is he a homo?
youeatdabyen: :x
I am NOT pangit: haha
I am NOT pangit: of course not, old cho'mo

youeatdabyen: im feeling so-so :o
I am NOT pangit: rappers like to go, "Whoa whoa!"
youeatdabyen: they must be loco
I am NOT pangit: poco loco I go coco!
youeatdabyen: im biting my ricolo
I am NOT pangit: i like to play the piccolo
youeatdabyen: i am a jiggalo!
I am NOT pangit: Sexyness is of the Deuce Biggalo
youeatdabyen: ow you stepped on my toe
I am NOT pangit: i read a lot of edgar allan poe
youeatdabyen: he died long time ago
I am NOT pangit: i heard he married a hoe
youeatdabyen: oh yeah yeah fo sho
I am NOT pangit: but i'm not a hoe, oh no no O:-)
youeatdabyen: does this mean i dont get to lick you from head to toe? :-(
I am NOT pangit: *smack* you low, dirty little foe!
youeatdabyen: i guess ill look at my naked pictures of marilyn monroe
I am NOT pangit: she's not as sexy as the guy from the simpsons, my man, MOE
youeatdabyen: hes not as sexy as me, for i know taekwando
I am NOT pangit: you don't even know how to spell taekwondo, you dodo!
youeatdabyen: so but im still a tennis pro
I am NOT pangit: i thought that was aeons ago :\
youeatdabyen: nono i was even on a tv show
youeatdabyen: ok fine i actually sit all day eating pastry dough
I am NOT pangit: haha i will now bow to the flow of your rap in that row
youeatdabyen: well stay tuned, all of this will be on HBO
I am NOT pangit: ....
youeatdabyen: :-)
I am NOT pangit: my makes me mow
I am NOT pangit: like my good friend joe
I am NOT pangit: *my mom

youeatdabyen: i remember that there is a picture to me that you owe
youeatdabyen: 8-)
I am NOT pangit: OMG
youeatdabyen: ?
I am NOT pangit: *hides in shame* I'm sorry, i'm just lame
I am NOT pangit: :\

youeatdabyen: thats ok, you can come back another day
youeatdabyen: until then you can nonsense with me anyway :-)
I am NOT pangit: nah, i won't do that, no way
I am NOT pangit: plus, i love you unless you are gay
I am NOT pangit: o_O;

youeatdabyen: you love me? awesome, give your love some display
youeatdabyen: :-)
youeatdabyen: maybe in the future youll be throwing the bouquet ;-)
I am NOT pangit: then come over here and obtain your claim :o
I am NOT pangit: wait
I am NOT pangit: *scratch that*
I am NOT pangit: will there be horses that eat hay?

youeatdabyen: yes and there will be ponies that go neigh
youeatdabyen: and a mexican trainer whos name is jose
I am NOT pangit: Josie? oh! you mean jose. please pardon me while I hide in dismay
youeatdabyen: come on dont hide, hiding is childs play
I am NOT pangit: okay fine. let's go in the closet and have an exposay :-*
youeatdabyen: sure thing, the command you give i shall obey ;-)
I am NOT pangit: today, tommorow.... from long ago to the day of the snow... okay? okay. I go hooray
I am NOT pangit: o_O;;
I am NOT pangit: [that doesn't make sense. lol]

youeatdabyen: oh crap my internet explorer has full cache :o
youeatdabyen: i hope our future kids;-) would buy me a better comp for fathers day
I am NOT pangit: yeah, but it will be me who will pay
youeatdabyen: oh but on that night ill reward you "youll get it at the end of today"
youeatdabyen: ;-)
youeatdabyen: brb my phone is going ring-ay
I am NOT pangit: hahahahaha
youeatdabyen: goodbye maybe tomorrow again we can play
I am NOT pangit: noooo i want you to stay

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I am NOT pangit: ;_;

WE GOT MAD SKILLZ LIEK WHUUUUUUUT